Beth grins suddenly, wide and amused, as she thinks about Michonne facing down Ron. He might have a real smart mouth when it's just Beth, but she can't imagine he'd have much to say to Michonne and her sword. Or Daryl and his crossbow. She knows she can't really send her people after him with their weapons, but it's still a funny thought.

"There's this one guy, he caught me buyin' some, um... some personal items," she says, realizing this story has to do with the day she was crying over condoms. She's suddenly not so sure she wants to tell it, but she's already started. "And he asked me if it meant all my cousins were in town. He's such a jerk."